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Strumpet of capital
$$: Booooooo- yah!
How to get it: Must attend many conferences and hang with financial types, bullshitting extensively about ways perfectly good businesses can be blown up, macerated, pureed or jammed together with others for no particular reason other than that nobody has done it yet. If you look at really stupid deals and do not say "why," but instead say "why not," then you've got what it takes.
The upside: These guys are so rich their Bentleys have Bentleys.
The downside: Sometimes you get a hangnail getting out of the limo.
The dark side: You must consort with many, many moguls. Every occupation has its tools, but they're really big ones.