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Stanleybing.com readers sent in hundreds of bulls**t jobs. We've picked 20 favorites - jobs that are the most satisfying, lucrative and least useful. Here, in readers' own words, are the best bulls**t jobs.
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Professional clairvoyant
I read energy and can accurately identify health issues and locate missing people and pets... Telling the future however, is a paradox. Since the future is a result of your beliefs with what could happen based on your past experiences, you can change the outcome by changing your beliefs. Some things are predestined, but how you experience it is up to you.

It is a bulls**t job because people want you to indulge them in what they want to hear instead of realizing their reality is a composite of what they believe can come true consciously and subconsciously.
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Most stock quote data provided by BATS. Market indices are shown in real time, except for the DJIA, which is delayed by two minutes. All times are ET. Disclaimer.

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Dow Jones: The Dow Jones branded indices are proprietary to and are calculated, distributed and marketed by DJI Opco, a subsidiary of S&P Dow Jones Indices LLC and have been licensed for use to S&P Opco, LLC and CNN. Standard & Poor's and S&P are registered trademarks of Standard & Poor’s Financial Services LLC and Dow Jones is a registered trademark of Dow Jones Trademark Holdings LLC. All content of the Dow Jones branded indices © S&P Dow Jones Indices LLC 2015 and/or its affiliates.