NOW HEAR THIS
By
December 26, 1994

(FORTUNE Magazine) – -- HILLARY CLINTON, 47, on a tabloid report that she was pregnant with an alien child: "If the alien baby comes, we're ready and looking forward to it. I've always wanted a sibling for Chelsea."

-- STEPHEN WAYNE, 53, government professor at Georgetown University, on the future of Hillary Clinton's low profile: "Like many of the squirrels around my house, she is in hibernation. She will reemerge with the first thaw next spring." New York Newsday

-- SAM TUCHMAN, 69, who got regulatory approval to build 250 homes near Love Canal in Niagara Falls, New York: "It's a great site. Where else do you find 72 acres of land just ripe for development?"