(FORTUNE Magazine) – Now that Pets.com has gone under, its spokespuppet is unemployed. Forget the teary appearance on Oprah! Here's some career advice from Modern Humorist (clockwise from top left): Lead singer for Rage Against the Machine He could harmonize with the band's stylings. Our new President He won't demand a recount. Scully's new partner Our puppet can pass for David Duchovny, no? Copy editor for Working Woman He's a stickler for detail. A sock Sometimes you have to go with what you know best. For more, surf to www.modernhumorist.com.