(FORTUNE Magazine) – Opening Ceremonies Event Federal officials apply so much heat to Enron's Ken Lay that he spontaneously bursts into flames and ignites the Olympic torch.

Battle of the Network News Stars--On Ice! Yes, they have eight-figure deals--but can they perform figure eights? Katie Couric and Larry King take to the ice for a battle royale. Loser has to interview Anne Heche.

The Chuck Conaway Slippery Slope Just when you thought the luge couldn't plunge any faster, along comes Kmart's CEO to drive it into the ground. Look out below!

Dual Moguls Surprise HP's Carly Fiorina and Compaq's Michael Capellas join hands for a bumpy ride, when what looks like a bunny slope turns out to be a double-black diamond.

Special Exhibition Event New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg attempts a difficult balancing act: bringing his city's budget in line. Will he stick his landing? Or be carried away by Bela Karolyi?

CAPTIONS BY TIM CARVELL