(FORTUNE Magazine) – This month HBO is launching a line of gourmet-food products based on its hit mob drama The Sopranos. Named after Artie Bucco, the owner and chef of the show's Nuovo Vesuvio restaurant, the products include Artie's famous marinara sauce, ziti pasta, and Caesar salad dress-ing. Other products, like barbecue sauce and olive oil, plus The Sopranos Family Cookbook (featur-ing grill tips from Tony) will soon follow. The goods are being sold over HBO's website and will be in grocery stores by the end of the year. In the mean-time, we wondered what products (edible and otherwise) a few other TV shows could spin off. --David Stires

1. Bernie Mac-and-Cheese 2. 1-900-NOT-AGAIN: Sex and the City's Morning-After Remorse Hotline ($2.95/minute) 3. Ozzie Osbourne's 365-Uses-for-the-F-Word Desk Calendar 4. The Blind Date home pregnancy test 5. Jim Lehrer's Definitive Guide to Throwing Out-of-Control Bachelor Parties