(FORTUNE Magazine) – Indecency is out! The FCC hit aging shock jock Howard Stern with nearly $500,000 in fines, prompting Clear Channel to remove his show from six stations. And Victoria's Secret is scrapping its TV fashion show--nothing to do with Janet's flash, they've said; simply a decision to allocate that $10 million elsewhere. Whatever! One thing's for sure: Those two have more in common than you might think. --Kate Bonamici

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