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I'm dreaming of the new iPod that is inserted into your cerebellum with an air gun.
Stanley Bing
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Are you retired at work? Is your boss? Tell us the best tricks you've used or seen.
Today's BlackBerry-wielding, expense-account impresario may think he's invented the concept of retiring at work. But such executricks have been around for ages. more
Bailout? That was SO last week. The economy? Can’t we just declare a moratorium on the issue, like one of the candidates has suggested? Sure we can. Now… Let’s see what else we can think about. How about the beautiful Autumn colors? And how many people will now be enjoying them all the more because they have to [...] more
You are working for an oppressive regime, and unless you want to mortgage your life to these mean bozos, you're going to have to do what's necessary to free yourself or establish some guidelines for them.  more
Answer 10 questions to find out the bulls**t factor of your job. more
Breakfast broadcastReading headlines to your colleagues can make you look like a dedicated executive. morevideo
Does he cry into the phone? Think you're all out to get him? These ten questions from Fortune's Stanley Bing will tell you if your boss is really crazy, or just a little bent. more
ExecutricksThe central question of every hardworking person's career is how to work less hard while still being able to buy an expensive bottle of wine without trembling. The answer is simple: Retire while still working! more
Think times are tough now? When would you rather have lived? We all need to worry less and spend more. more
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