(MONEY Magazine) – "We're still negotiating that" --Recently divorced Jack Welch, on how he and fiancée Suzy Wetlaufer will split a reported $4 million advance for a management book

"Jon Blake Cusack 2.0" --Actual name of the son of a Michigan tech geek who did not want his namesake to be a Junior. It took the man months to get his wife to sign on

"No man, including David Stern, can do to me what FICA hasn't already done" --Shaquille O'Neal, on a one-game suspension imposed by NBA commissioner Stern that cost the Los Angeles Laker $275,000 in pay