(MONEY Magazine) – "If class warfare is being waged in America, my class is clearly winning" --Warren Buffett, criticizing the Bush administration's tax cuts in his latest shareholder letter

"People ask me if I got [a tattoo of Michael Eisner], where would I put it?" --George Reiger, self-appointed "Disney's No. 1 Fan" and critic of CEO Eisner. Reiger has 1,600 Disney-related tattoos on his body

"You can't keep up with the U.S. Treasury" --Alice Pike, a Wal-Mart shopper in Georgia, explaining how she thought the $1 million bill she tried to use to pay for $1,672 worth of goods was, in fact, a real bill