(MONEY Magazine) – "Mojito, N.J." --New temporary name for Richland, N.J. after the village accepted $5,000 from rum maker Bacardi

"Perhaps she has a sweet tooth" --Spokesman for Woolworths, on an unidentified woman who bought all 10,656 Mars bars in stock at a London branch. Purchase price: $3,797

"Smarty Jones is our best lobbyist" --Racing association leader Tim Smith, on efforts to make slot machines legal at more tracks