(MONEY Magazine) – "You'll be spammed if we do and spammed if we don't" --Federal Trade Commission spokesman on why the agency won't launch a do-not-spam registry, for fear spammers will target the list

"Assets: $8.4 million; liabilities: $12.4 million" --The bottom line in credit-counseling firm Ameridebt's rather ironic bankruptcy filing

"Not a gimme putt" --Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan on the continuing economic recovery