Let's quote from our own CNNMoney.com review of Amazon.com's new movie download service: "It's slower than a trip to Blockbuster, more expensive than buying the physical DVD, absurdly restrictive on how the consumer uses the movie he or she pays for, delivers lower resolution than a DVD, and requires running a cable from the PC to the TV if you want to watch the movie on something larger than a PC monitor."

And what delirium prompted the name "Unbox"? It's sort of like undead.