"It was great to meet you
at the party last weekend!"
"His profile is so funny!
I hope we get married."
"We are perfect and now we will have
a perfect family. Everything is perfect.
Perfect, perfect, perfect."
"I saw you sign on my buddy list."
"Maybe if I like all her posts
she'll notice me."
"Hopefully my drone doesn't
crash in his backyard."
"Hi! Hey! We're not home right now,
try calling our car phone! Bye! Ciao!"
"I'll delete Tinder, but I'm not ready to
change my relationship status on Facebook."
"You really want to look?
You don't trust me?"
"So, what are you wearing?"
"Only one picture, but you
have to promise to delete it!"
"Oculus Rift was
the best investment!"
"Luckily I'll never have to see her again."
"I'm blocking you from all my profiles!"
"After five uses, this bulletproof
droid is still fantastic."
"Great ... now I have to walk
an extra ten minutes."
"Now to delete all mutual friends."
"I should have dated a robot."