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I'm dreaming of the new iPod that is inserted into your cerebellum with an air gun.
Stanley Bing
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Are you retired at work? Is your boss? Tell us the best tricks you've used or seen.
Today's BlackBerry-wielding, expense-account impresario may think he's invented the concept of retiring at work. But such executricks have been around for ages. More
As you may have guessed from yesterday’s post, I am at this very moment trying to tear myself away from life as I know it and suspend operations for a while.  True, the world will not stop while I do. Ned and Ted and Len and Edna and Clarissa and Elizabeth and Otto will still need [...] more
You are working for an oppressive regime, and unless you want to mortgage your life to these mean bozos, you're going to have to do what's necessary to free yourself or establish some guidelines for them.  More
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Does he cry into the phone? Think you're all out to get him? These ten questions from Fortune's Stanley Bing will tell you if your boss is really crazy, or just a little bent. More
ExecutricksThe central question of every hardworking person's career is how to work less hard while still being able to buy an expensive bottle of wine without trembling. The answer is simple: Retire while still working! More
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