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I'm dreaming of the new iPod that is inserted into your cerebellum with an air gun.
Stanley Bing
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Are you retired at work? Is your boss? Tell us the best tricks you've used or seen.
Today's BlackBerry-wielding, expense-account impresario may think he's invented the concept of retiring at work. But such executricks have been around for ages. More
I was riding in a taxi the other day. The driver had the radio on. I don’t like to tell drivers who have their radios on to turn them off. First, if it’s not too loud, I figure it’s their home for 10-12 hours per day and they have the right to establish their own environment as [...] more
You are working for an oppressive regime, and unless you want to mortgage your life to these mean bozos, you're going to have to do what's necessary to free yourself or establish some guidelines for them.  More
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Does he cry into the phone? Think you're all out to get him? These ten questions from Fortune's Stanley Bing will tell you if your boss is really crazy, or just a little bent. More
ExecutricksThe central question of every hardworking person's career is how to work less hard while still being able to buy an expensive bottle of wine without trembling. The answer is simple: Retire while still working! More
In this issue, Fortune crowns the business leader of our time. Not everyone agrees with the choice. More
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