This amusingly named battle tank is a staple of "weird Amazon" lists, but it's no longer in stock on the site. Even if one were able to buy the Badonkadonk, it's unclear where it could be driven -- this massive beast "is not licensed for use on public roads."
That doesn't stop the merchant from hawking the tank as if it were a luxury sedan: "The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people." Romantical! And convenient for when the zombie apocalypse comes any day now.
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