$45 Tuscan Whole Milk Gallon
$45 Tuscan Whole Milk Gallon

This $45 gallon of plain ol' Tuscan whole milk is another weird Amazon list staple. It's amassed almost 1,300 user reviews. The most popular comment, submitted by "Edgar," is a Poe-inspired ode to the cow juice: "As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping / As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door. / 'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door / Only this, and nothing more.'"

Other users submitted fake listings and add-on services. The most expensive "offer": For $10,000, your milk gallon will come "hand delivered by a real Tusken (Tuscan) cattle herdsman."

By Julianne Pepitone @CNNMoneyTech - Last updated December 15 2011: 12:46 PM ET
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