"Unleash the sex kitten inside ... soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars."

-- From a product listing by $75 billion British retailer Tesco, plugging the $100 Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit -- which includes an 8.5-foot chrome pole, a "sexy dance garter," and play money for stuffing into said garter -- in the Toys & Games section of its website.

After complaints from parent groups, Tesco decides to keep selling the item as a "fitness accessory" but agrees to remove the listing from the toy section.