$299
Warn, based in Clackamas, Oregon, makes about the coolest tool on earth: the PullzAll, which, as the name suggests, pulls all. This gadget gets overshadowed by products from ginormous players such as Milwaukee Tool, but it shouldn't. Essentially, the PullzAll is a portable chain hoist that can be mounted on bumpers, trees, or overhead beams, with a full half-ton capacity. For that special somebody with an X chromosome in his body, there is simply no touching the PullzAll for fabulousness -- never mind he will use it maybe once a year.