(MONEY Magazine) – Despair.com fancies itself the droll--if not cynical--alternative to all that gauzy "motivational art" tacked up in America's office cubicles. Annual sales have climbed to nearly $2 million in the Enron-Tyco-Martha era, and the company recently introduced its first catalogue. Here's one of our favorites (a $16 framed five-inch-by-seven-inch print) from the 2004 collection. --TARA KALWARSKI