101 Dumbest Moments in Business

Ah, what a dumb year it was! Fortune chose the absolutely dumbest of the dumb that the gods of fate and humor delivered into our laps - and yours - this past year.

By the Editors of Fortune
Stanley O'Neal
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5. Stanley O'Neal
Payback is a bitch
In August and September, as his company is racking up the largest quarterly loss in its 93-year history, Merrill Lynch CEO Stanley O'Neal squeezes in 20 rounds of golf, including three rounds on three different courses in a single day. In October, O'Neal announces his "retirement," walking away with a compensation package valued at $161.5 million.
Last updated January 16 2008: 5:51 PM ET

Mattel
Eli Lilly
Leona Helmsley
Merrill Lynch
Stanley O'Neal
Chuck Prince
High-tech toilets
KFC/Taco Bell
French newspaper Le Monde
Electronic voting machines
Oil spills
Procter & Gamble
Disneyland
Naked Sunday
Bindeez
Microsoft's PR firm
Cocaine energy drink
Royal Society for the Protection of Birds
New Jersey Superior Court
O.J. Simpson
Cartoon Network
Naming rights
Don Imus
Chris Albrecht
Adam "Pacman" Jones
Isiah Thomas
Phil Spector
Keith Richards
Swiss newspaper
James Cayne
Bear Stearns analysts
Jay-Z
Oral B
Summit Products
M&Ms
Best Buy
Judge Roy Pearson
Google
Damien Hirst
Comcast
National Amusements
Pfizer
The Toronto Blue Jays
Bank of America
Serendipity 3
Johnson & Johnson
John Mackey
The European Union
German screw factory
The Defense Department
Apple
Swiss watchmaker Romain Jerome
Japanese arm-wrestlers
Research in Motion
Frank Gehry
Chrysler
Endemol Southern Star
Taco Bell
Radiohead
John Griffin
Sony
Nepal Airlines
Sony
Spain's National Institute of Statistics
Verizon Wireless
Rhode Island Hospital
McDonald's
Thomas the Tank Engine
Exelon Nuclear
Circuit City
TCF Bank
Paris Hilton
Easy-Bake Ovens
Google
Mummified corpses
Jessica Simpson
Jackson Hewitt
The Virginia Tourism Corp.
Hugo Chávez
Juan Carlos
365 Main
One Laptop Per Child
CIBC analyst Meredith Whitney
Southwest Airlines
Singapore Airlines
Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin-Talal
SkyWest Airlines
Doug Parker
British Airways
Southwest Airlines, Part 2
Iberia Airlines
Jet Blue
British Airways Part 2
World Toilet Association
Kitson boutique
WikiScanner
Blogger
Intel
Century 21
D.R. Horton
Maria Bartiromo
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