Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

This amusingly named battle tank is a staple of "weird Amazon" lists, but it's no longer in stock on the site. Even if one were able to buy the Badonkadonk, it's unclear where it could be driven -- this massive beast "is not licensed for use on public roads."

That doesn't stop the merchant from hawking the tank as if it were a luxury sedan: "The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people." Romantical! And convenient for when the zombie apocalypse comes any day now.

By Julianne Pepitone @CNNMoneyTech - Last updated December 15 2011: 12:46 PM ET
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