50 Bulls**t Jobs | 16 | StanleyBing.com

Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing's book, "100 Bulls**t Jobs … and How to Get Them" (Harper Collins).

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Cheese artisan

Sculpt milk products for upscale restaurants and pretentious markets

$$: Virtually unlimited for those who craft museum-quality work.

The upside: The knowledge that people really love what you do, especially with crackers.

The downside: Critics don't take you seriously just because you work in cheese.

The dark side: Mold!

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