Talk on phone, take percentage
$$: Seven figures is not out of the ordinary, and the lunch action is astounding.
The upside: Lots of people groveling as you eat your gravlax. A sense of achievement in the success of others, as long as you're getting a piece of it.
The downside: People sucking on your face all day. And there comes a time when Steve doesn't seat you at the right table.
The dark side: You die alone and unmourned.
