50 Bulls**t Jobs | 41 | StanleyBing.com

Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing's book, "100 Bulls**t Jobs … and How to Get Them" (Harper Collins).

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Posse dude

Stand around looking large.

$$: Small cheddar, until you get your own jam.

The upside: Blunts, bitches and ho's? I'm just guessing.

The downside: Hurts really bad when you get shot...

The dark side:.. and die.

Where you go from here: The Vibe Awards. Then, immediately after your appearance informs the police of your whereabouts, Folsom.

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