Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing's book, "100 Bulls**t Jobs … and How to Get Them" (Harper Collins).

22 of 50 Dolphin trainer Get aquatic mammals to smile for Kodak moments. $$: Decent. The upside: Play with Flipper or Mitzi or whomever. The downside: Necropsy. That can't be good. The dark side: Must deal with Zipper, Flipper's legendary evil twin. Tell us about your bulls**t job.

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