Author, The Secret Diary of Steve JobsThe Secret Diary (tagline: "Dude, I invented the friggin iPod. Have you heard of it?") is one of the most closely read blogs in Silicon Valley. FSJ is not so much Jobs' anonymous alter ego as his id - free-associating about everything from "frigtards" like Eric "Squirrel Boy" Schmidt to the "microtards" in Redmond, Washington. FSJ's latest coups: Getting a thumbs-up from the Real Steve Jobs at the D conference, and a book, Options, set to come out in October.
Dude, just one question: Who are you?
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